My Amazon Christmas / Birthday Wish List

When I turned 30, I decided that subtlety does me no great service. I told everyone coming over to help me celebrate: Here is my list of wants; do not show up with anything that isn't on this list. Don't guess, don't try to be creative (especially if you aren't normally creative). And it has worked ever since. So, in honor of that, here is my Wish List for this holiday season as it also rolls into the time frame for my 42nd (yes, fucker....42nd) birthday: