A humorous exchange between Amy and myself this afternoon:
Me: "Just got a text message from Markus. He invited me over tomorrow night for a CD listening party for that new project of his, Freakshow."
Amy: "Oh boy....."
Me: "Well, I was actually thinking about going if it was ok with you. Is it ok with you? As long as I don't drink too much and drive?"
Amy: "I'm not worried about you drinking too much and driving. I just don't want you to kill anyone there at the party."
Me: "I promise not to kill anyone. And if I do, I promise to properly dismember the body and bury it somewhere that it will never be found. Witnesses too. Deal?"
Amy: "Ok, deal."
I may be paraphrasing a bit here and there but that was pretty much the gist.......
1 comment:
I actually meant don't kill anyone driving home, or end up in jail...
But I guess don't kill anyone, period. :-P
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