Sex Tape Tips from Carrie Prejean

Have you heard about this? Carrie Prejean. Remember not too long ago, this former Miss California and Miss America runner-up, got all sorts of skewed attention when she was asked, on-stage no less, her opinion about same-sex marriage, and her response was:

"Well, I think its great that Americans get to choose one way or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And, you know what? In my country, in my family, I think that I believe that marriage should be between a man and woman. No offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman."

Well....this little vixen caught a lot crap for that. But it doesn't end there, no sirree. This past May, it was leaked that she had posed for nude and/or seminude pictures - which just so happens to constitute a potential breach of contract with the Miss California USA directors. Her brilliant response?

"I am a Christian and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be."

So, basically, she is saying she was young and dumb, but she's a Christian, so its cool? Hey, don't get me wrong...I love great shots of naked women myself. But come on...doesn't "17" sort of mean the same as "child pornography"? Ew. Double ew.

The latest? Yes...a sex tape has surfaced. Why not, right? Nowadays it seems EVERYONE has a sex tape floating around somewhere. Personally, I think this is sort of hot. She made a "solo" video for her boyfriend at the time. How sweet, really. Its what Jesus would have done if he was having a long-distance sort of thang with Mary Magdalene, right? Of course, this video was made when she was 20, apparently. I think I feel another "young and dumb" reference coming on...although that really shouldn't apply anymore since she is currently 22...

My point leading up to this? None, really, other than I find it immensely amusing that those who claim to have the most faith turn out to be the kinkiest little mother f****ers out of all of us it would seem! Although I have a feeling I might be a wee bit more jaded than most and actually be bored with the video...

Here is my buddy Mark Morford's take, written from Carrie's perspective. Love it. LOVE it...

Sex tips from Carrie Prejean
Hi, I made a sex tape! Eight, actually! And you can too! Praise the Lord!